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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Daunte Culpepper has a new suitor

Because you guys love to hear about this ... and generally because you guys have been kind of lame on this blog lately... (as in no serious insults in like three days) ... I am coming with a Daunte Culpepper update to wake you up.

A source tells me that Daunte Culpepper is in negotiations with the Oakland Raiders and could settle on a deal with them before the end of the week.

This comes after Peter King reported in that Culpepper turned down a three-year contract from the Jacksonville Jaguars last week.

So why is this significant? Couple of reasons.

First, as I told you in a previous post, Culpepper actually wants a chance to compete for a starting job this year. That is what he told Bucs officials when he visited with them in Tampa.

In that respect Oakland is a pretty logical place because first round pick JaMarcus Russell is not signed yet and, frankly, may not be signed for a while because the Raiders don't seem too anxious to pay Russell the $43 jillion in guaranteed money the first overall pick is supposed to be getting these days.

Enter Culpepper into the picture with thoughts he might actually sign a one-year deal, learn the system and entrench himself so well that Russell will have to play behind him at least early in the season.

The fact Culpepper is set on getting a one-year deal is the reason he apparently turned down the three-year deal with the Jags. He believes he can rehabilitate his reputation in that one year and collect a big payday next year based on this year's performance.

Give the guy credit for brimming with confidence.

Of course, this is not meant to inspire the tired debate about whether or not the Dolphins should have cut ties with Culpepper. I've already gone on record that they needed to get rid of the guy and simply start over -- it's just how they went about it cutting those ties that wasn't exactly surgical in manner, shall we say.

What I do want to hear from you is whether you think the Raiders are A. Making a big mistake by signing an immobile QB. B. Making a mistake by playing hardball with Russell, their star of tomorrow, and not letting him have the starting job right away. C. Doing the right thing by adding as many talented throwers to their bullpen as they can. D. Just using Culpepper to motivate Russell to sign.

Your thoughts?


Blogger mike said...

you know, for them, I guess its not such a bad way to go about it. Would be interesting to see how that knee (and decision making) plays out.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous tommy a. said...

They are just using Culpepper.
And I think they are smart to do it too.

12:45 AM  
Blogger Ken said...

Gee Armando, looking to build your resume for a job with the Oakland paper? What's next, asking our opinion about the Stanely Cup?

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Scott Alderson said...

i love daunte.
dc is his own agent.
people think he is cocky but it's just because he represents himself and has to realistically self promote.
that is so ballsy.
dude puts his money where his mouth is and forces himself to put up or shut up.
a one year deal with oak is so freaking laced with confidence it wrecks me. and smart if he pulls it off.
its a great deal for oak too to have a hired gun for one year till jr takes over.
if dc flops on his face it will be totally on his terms and i respect that of him.

and gee ken - zip your hole and just leave a football comment.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper sucks. He failed in Miami, and he'll fail everywhere else he goes. Thank God, the Dolphins got rid of that fat, selfish, and lazy team cancer!!! He is a complete dumbass, and couldn't read a defense, even if you held him at gunpoint. Culpepper will never ever see his 2004 form again. The man is terrible quarterback.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Tom said...

I'm glad he's thinking about signing with a team about as far away from Miami as he can go (except Seattle). But it should make the Sept 30 game interesting.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry this isn't a football comment Scott, but I just had to tell you I love the way you make your comments.

Unlike some of these know it all types (who really kow nothing except they hate the world), I'm a wait and see guy.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous lacesoutdan said...

Get a room.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ENOUGH ALREADY!! We cover the Dolphins here not washed up has beens.
Focus on your job here.

9:08 AM  
Blogger H.C.D. said...


Come on chico....Daunte is old news and he's an ex-Dolphin. Nice try attempting to "wake us UP" with this crap. Bottom line is this...good riddance to Culpepper. Let him be some statue to some other team.

Now...Armando, please go back to covering what is happening at DOLPHINS camp or things that affect DOLPHINS camp. Who gives a rat's rear about Oakland??

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

Daunte who?

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper may or may not be the QB he used to be but one thing is for sure, The Dolphin organization has sucks and no amount of rehabing will cure. The way they handled the DC situation is akin to how Bush administration is handling the Attorney General fiasco. They are just plain incompetent.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper sucks. I hope he fails.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Oakland situation is good for both Daunte and the Raiduhs. DC gets a chance to prove he's still got it (though with that supporting offensive cast...). The Raiduhs get a motivated guy who can be the caretaker for a year perhaps two while Russell gets acclimated (see Green, Trent and Dolphins, Miami). And does anybody really think that even a diminished Culpepper is worse than McCown and Walter?


10:52 AM  
Anonymous Ray Finkle said...

While I appreciate the updates on Culpepper, I'd be much more interested in Joey Harrington and how his starting for the Falcons affects the "MIAMI DOLPHINS" this season.

Or maybe Ray Lucas. How does his assistant manager position at Burger King translate into wins for the "MIAMI DOLPHINS" this year?

How about Brock Berlin? Any relation to Irving Berlin? And what does his music mean to the "MIAMI DOLPHINS" win/loss column?

Or maybe you could possibly talk about, ummm....say Trent Green? Cleo Lemon or John Beck? Maybe??!!

Nah, forget that! What do they have to do with anything??!!

11:05 AM  
Anonymous lacesoutdan said...

"What I do want to hear from you is whether you think the Raiders are A. Making a big mistake by signing an immobile QB. B. Making a mistake by playing hardball with Russell, their star of tomorrow, and not letting him have the starting job right away. C. Doing the right thing by adding as many talented throwers to their bullpen as they can. D. Just using Culpepper to motivate Russell to sign."

A. Who cares, it's the Raiders?!

B. Who cares, it's the Raiders?!

C. Who cares, it's the Raiders?!

D. Who cares, it's the Raiders?!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Roger Podacter said...

Daunte Culpepper is SOOOO interesting to all of us MIAMI DOLPHINS fans!!! I can't begin to tell you how important his status with the Raiders means to me and all of us "MIAMI DOLPHINS" fans.

You're really on top of your game. The Sun-Sentinel and PBP have nothing on you. Keep up the outstanding work!!

11:25 AM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

Armando we wish DC the best, but lets get back in the box!!! How has Jason Allen been looking at CB, or how has Vernon Carey been looking at Left tackle??

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper sucks balls!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

But I must admit Armando, you picked the perfect topic to bring those HATERS out!!!!

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree w/ most that C-pep aint that interesting but just to turn the pot alil maybe they aint getting him for his arm. could it possibliy be b/c they play Miami this year and C-pep might be able to give them some insite of what the d-fense could be doing? just a thought. now lets get back to reporting on the actual dolphins
-- CJ

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, like, who cares?

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper give advice on defense? The man has to know how to read a defense first before giving advice on how to attack it. Culpepper is a dumbass, and Oakland won't sign him. He sucks.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's actually totally natural that he'd end up in Oakland. Al Davis has a record of taking in players with issues, whether behavioral or otherwise. The Raiders don't stand losing too much in signing Culpepper to a one-year deal. JaMarcus Russell likely won't be starting until next year, so they're going to need a stop gap until then. I don't know how healthy Culpepper is, but if he's well, he'll probably be a better option at QB then any of the veterans they currently have on board at the position like Josh McCown or Andrew Walter. He'll likely end up in Oakland just because they need a proven veteran at QB for just a year or two until they bring along Russell.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Armando Salguero said...

Hey guys, Daunte Culpepper just left the room at Raiders camp. I think he went to the bathroom.

When he comes back I'll ask him how everything came out and report back to you.

OK, kidding. So I'm getting the feeling you don't want to read about a guy who could be quarterbacking against Miami Sept. 30 at Dolphin Stadium.

12:48 PM  
Blogger lacesoutdan said...

Some troll used my name to post a comment earlier, so I decided to make it into a real blogger account. So eat shit troll.

Just for the record, I don't mind reading about Culpepper or any other tangent even slightly related to the team simply because it gives me something else Phins-related to read at work.

But I did say those two dudes should get a room.

1:52 PM  
Blogger mike said...

"Just for the record, I don't mind reading about Culpepper or any other tangent even slightly related to the team simply because it gives me something else Phins-related to read at work."

Amen to that.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Ipse Dixit said...

"So I'm getting the feeling you don't want to read about a guy who could be quarterbacking against Miami Sept. 30 at Dolphin Stadium."

Exactamundo, Armandino. I don't want to read about him during training camp. He may not even pass Oakland's physical. You yourself has said he's not healthy yet. So, NO, NO, NO, BAD Armandino!

4:07 PM  
Anonymous jed said...

Armando: What about your promise a few weeks back to get to the bottom of Cam's sleazy dealings with Daunte?? Still is a mystery. Are you a journalist?

As for Daunte in Oakland, it could be a good fit for Daunte considering the good crew of receivers there..Though, I think he should get an agent -- not sure its wise to demand a one-year deal. But I guess he is already a rich guy. What with the millions the Dolphins threw at him to be their whipping boy and fall guy.

Daunte is still a great QB. And the Raiders are legendary in revitalizing careers -- see Plunkett, for example.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually jed, Coach Cameron did answr the questions surrounding Culpepper. He said that: "during my time with him, he was never 100% healthy." Anyways, Culpepper sucks. Oakland is the perfect place for a washed up, lazy, out of shape, egotistical team cancer, like Suckpepper. Daunte is a dumbass, the Raiders deserve this bumbling moron. Without Moss he is nothing. He will fail in Oakland, much in the same way he failed in Miami. Dumbte Suckpepper sucks!

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Zenzuki said...

Really don't care either way! But if they do sign him...

I hope he starts... at least game 4! I'd love to see the Phins D be the ones to send him back to the bicycle!!!

4:32 PM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

Knowing our luck he's gonna sign witht the Raiders and take them to the playoffs and make the Pro Bowl!!!

And for that one comment about the one year deal, it actually makes sense. He's willing to sign a simple one year deal not worth much so he can show everyone he's back in pro form!! Then next off season try and get another BIG$$$ deal!!!

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Knowing our luck he's gonna sign witht the Raiders and take them to the playoffs and make the Pro Bowl!!!

And for that one comment about the one year deal, it actually makes sense. He's willing to sign a simple one year deal not worth much so he can show everyone he's back in pro form!! Then next off season try and get another BIG$$$ deal!!!"

5:32 PM

He will never see his Pro Bowl form ever again! He sucks, he's lazy, he's stupid, and his greatest asset (his mobility) has been taken away from him. Culpepper sucks, and will continue to suck for the rest of his sorry career. He will fail!

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phins went from no QB for 8 years to 2 good QBs in 2007. Firing Duante will prove to be a huge blunder, as he has 7+ good years .... time will tell. Now we have an old QB & unproven QBs & dreams .... future Phins QB situation unknown???? ... hope we get luckier than the last 8 years!!

NFL teams agree Duante will be good again, then expensive .... that's why they won't sign him for a year. They'll only sign him for a bargain while he's coming back. Good teams who didn't sign him are fools ... he can bring them to the next level.

Hope we draft well and/or get lucky!!!! ... management from owner to coach has been dreadful since Shula. If it wasn't for poor management, we'd have no management at all!!! Come on Cam, help us!!! Go Phins!!!!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

Armando you missed the nerve with this one. Usually the mention of DC brings out all the haters, but I only seen a few "he's stupids,he's a team cancer, he sucks etc.....funny cause he the RICHEST dumbass I've ever seen, and is still going to make more money then any of these wanna be NFL analysts on this blog!!!!

6:15 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

I figure that Russell would not have started this year anyhow (he's not ready for the NFL) and Duante wanting just a 1 year contract is perfect for the Raiders - he'll be there to keep the seat warm.

That being said, Ricky is definitely the Dolphin that teams should be pursuing (not Duante),

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For everyone one of you fools who said Daunte was "lazy," perhaps you missed the reports from superstars Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas and about 50 other Dolphin teammates who ALWAYS said Daunte had a terrific work ethic -- one of the best on the team. He is NOT lazy. He was rehabbing a serious knee injury, last time I checked. He will rise again!

8:50 PM  
Anonymous JaxDolphin said...

Well you asked for it...seriously I think Daunte's future in the NFL is only marginally better than Vick's.

11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you fools insulting Daunte now we're probably singing praises about him one year ago. You would probably say Armando is a better quarterback than Daunte if Cam said so...Thats loyalty to the Dolphins, but I'd rather be a smart Dolfan not a dumbass Dolfan.
Think. Daunte's track record as one of the NFL's Dolphins lost a good QB because of really, truly wierd thinking on the part of Cam. Mr. Cameron better be right, for your sake.

11:59 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

Nothing pisses me off worse than that poser stuff. Gee I sure miss turd boy. Keep up the work, Armando.

12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper sucks. Josh McCown will beat out Culpepper. Dumbte Suckpepper is a dumbass with a bad attitute and piss poor study habits. He sucks.

12:45 AM  
Blogger H.C.D. said...

If for some reason Daunte is starting against the FINS on Sept 30th, then I have to believe that Jason Taylor, Joey Porter, Zach Thomas, and the rest of the D-line and LBs have GOT to be licking their chops. "woo hoo....we have a STATUE to chase on Sunday!!" Sack totals will be in the double digits!!

Good luck Daunte!

9:03 AM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

Wait a minute ..........check this qoute out

"We had to see him run around, scramble and do different things because his arm didn't go away," Kiffin said. "We weren't really worried about that. We had to make sure everything else was good."

And this is a qoute from a NFL head coach!! So all you wanna be NFL Analysts out there give it up the guy has a arm, and here's another qoute for you.

Culpepper said the Raiders "are giving me the opportunity to compete for the starting job," yet acknowledged that part of his role in Oakland will be helping Russell "get ready to take over for the future," he said.

So he can mentor ?!?!? You dumb ass folks following whatever Cam says!!! He wouldn't give DC a chance cause he knew he'd win the competition!!!!


9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can't some of you just let this Culpepper issue go? It doesn't matter anymore whether or not he should've had the chance to compete for the Dolphins job! Because, he's never going to have a shot at the Dolphins job. It's time to let it go, and support the 2007 Miami Dolphins! If your allegiance is to Culpepper, then go buy your new #8 Raiders jersey and go cheer on the Raiders. Either your with the Dolphins or your with Culpepper. If you're with Culpepper, then just go ahead and leave now!!!

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Madden 08 said...

We do support the Dolphins, but we also want to see how many Duante haters we can get rawled up too!! When ARMANDO gives us something else to blog about then we'll move on until then j dizz keep pissing them off!!!!

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ji diz is the only sane commenter in this room..

you guys are whacked if you think daunte is done

who will be done, quick, is cam for trashing daunte to coddle a 37-year-old has been qb.

truly, the primadonna in dolphinland was not daunte, the hardest worker on the team says people like jason taylor, but rather trent "i have to start" green

11:13 AM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

Yo j dizzle, are you going to listen to a kid who shouldn't even be coaching yet in Kiffin or the proven guy who molded San Diego's 'O' into what it was the best in the league? I know you're prob. just agitating but I'll make you a bet right now...Culpepper won't last to start 10 games, much less a season. Green will last longer. Let me know what you'd like to wager.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

people really dont have a fav. team anymore. all these "dolfans" still crying about Cpep. say o he can mentor. lets see.. do you want him mentoring some1 coming into the league that doesnt do what he did or does do what he did. hes a good mentor for a scramble big QB. but he was not the mentor for Beck who is the guy the Fins got in the Draft. thats what it is so get over your hard on for CPep. seriously i dont get how you all can worship a guy that didnt do anything for us and as sure as most of you will say we cheered when CPep became a phin so to did you all scream when he wasnt moving and giving up pansy sacks.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

Hey I'm a DOLPFAN I'm not going to bet against my team!!

But since you would like to see me put my foot in my mouth we'll make it a gentlemen's bet if I loose when week 10 rolls around every blog Armando post I will enter a comment that reads "Cam is the greatest offensive coordinator /Head Coach ever and I should've never doubted his plan to improve the team !! Futher more DC sucks and Trent Green is the BEST!!!"

Now what are you going to do if you lose the bet , which I hope you don't cause that would mean the Fins are in trouble!!!

11:52 AM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

And to Anonymous

Screw you dude!!! Armando posted this blog to talk about DC so thats what I'm doing!!When we get a new blog I'll move on. If you don't want to hear about DC DON"T READ this BLOG dumbass!!!!

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would say give the guy more than a Year to let his system work and dont expect a Quick Fix. a fan doesnt say o you didnt get us to the playoffs your first year, Your fired they say ok next year will be the year cause this guy needs time to develop. im sure in SD they didnt go from worst to first in one season. give time and patience

12:00 PM  
Anonymous mike h said...'re a horses a**!!!!

just had to get it somehow....

As a CP 'HATER' I think this move is good for both. Raiders get a QB that can be decent, they get a QB that can mentor the same type of QB they drafted (but haven't signed). And that is, if Russell doesn't think he knows all, and takes some advice from a veteran. (but we can see from his holdout he is the true horses a**!)

CP gets to MAYBE show he can still be useable. If he does have a good year, maybe he will get the deal he's looking for. HIGHLY doubt it though.

I don't think he'll ever fully recover from his injusry.

And HOPEFULLY we can stop talking about least until next year!!

12:04 PM  
Anonymous dx dolphan said...

For those of you in the that still support Culpepper obviously do not care about the Miami Dolphins as much as you say you do. If you supported and cared about the Miami Dolphins, Culpepper would be a dead issue to all of you. Obviously, it seems that a lot of you cannot face reality and let go of a situation that is not going to change. If you still want to support Culpepper, that's fine. However, please do us Dolphins fans a favor. Go join a Raiders blog, don your brand new #8 Culpepper jersey, and go with Raider Nation and support Culpepper all you want.

Just please stop doing it here. Culpepper is a dead issue. To keep debating about whether or not Culpepper had a fair shot or not, is silly and monotonous. See, us Dolphins fans care about what's going with the MIAMI DOLPHINS. We care about players who are MIAMI DOLPHINS. We feel it is wasted breath to talk about players who are NO LONGER MIAMI DOLPHINS. We are focused on the upcoming 2007 football season. Culpepper is dead to me, and lot of other true Dolphins fans out there. If you want to go and join Culpepper and be a part of the Raider Nation, then by all means go. However, if you're true in saying that "I'm a Dolphins fan" you will finally come to terms with the Culpepper in Miami issue, put it to rest, and join the rest of us in cheering on our 2007 Miami Dolphins.

If you're not down with that, I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...... GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!

12:07 PM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

THIS BLOG IS ABOUT DC YOU DUMBASS FOLKS WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT!!!! DON"T BLAME ME BLAME ARMANDO!!!!!! I would love to talk about Jason Allen and his transtition to CB and Vernon Carey and his move to LT. But guess what this blog isn't about any of that it's about DC. You don't want to hear about him DON"T READ!!

Armando what do you think did I get enough rawled up or should I keep going!!!

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

armando.. no more about Cpep please cause then people who like reading stuff on fins blogs have to listen to ppl on his "jock"

12:52 PM  
Anonymous C-Pep Hata said...

I love to discuss Culpepper. I LOVE TO DISCUSS HOW MUCH HE SUCKS!!!! Culpepper is going to get killed in Oakland and you dumbass Culpepper supporters know it! HA HA!!!

12:58 PM  
Anonymous the vikings fan said...

Culpepper sucks. He s going to get killed in Oakland. His career is pretty much over, without Moss he is nothing. Vikings fans realized it, Dolphins fans realized it, now the Raiders will realize it. When will teams learn that this bumbling moron isn't worth the trouble anymore??? Culpepper sucks, and I hope he fails in Oakland. Thank you Brad Childress for getting rid of that idiot!

1:12 PM  
Anonymous lacesoutdan said...

Hey! Some troll went and registered my name and now is posting as "lacesoutdan". He's an imposter. He's also using curse words and insulting other posters which you all know, I would never do. So Jet fan, don't go away mad, just go away!

And just for the record, it was me who made the "Get a room" comment and not the troll.

Also for the record, I'm glad Daunte is gone and we don't need to beat a dead and buried horse to a pulp. Move on Armando, Daunte is not a member of the Dolphins any more. Not that ever really was anyway.

Go Dolphins!!!

1:19 PM  
Anonymous yo mama said...

Mission accomplished Armando....

now put us back to sleep with acutal members of the DOLPHINS squad!

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a controversial topic...the O line. Do we have one???

1:25 PM  
Anonymous j dizzle said...

We better have one with Trent Green back there!! I like our new fullback he is a beast!! They say the guy goes through 1-2 facemask per game!! Ronnie will have no excuse this year for not breaking 1500 yards!!!!

Armando please give us an update on the players that have switched positions Jason Allen and Vernon Carey!!! And does Drew Mor. really have a chance at starting at the guard spot???

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the person or persons dissing daunte on this blog, thanks to the lord you aint a dolphins gm. you have no clue about football.

daunte is obviously an elite qb, nuff said

1:51 PM  
Anonymous mike h said...

The past 2 years, any QB for the phins has been a tackling dummy. Green can't take hits like that and not endure another concussion.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous jed said...

guys and others, if you think cam's explanation for cutting loose daunte is because he never saw daunte "100 percent" then i got a piece of land for sale. send me an email at

3:03 PM  
Blogger pochop said...

Why all the fuss about where this self serving idiot goes. He threw to Moss for years and had 1 great season. He is not a pimple on Marino's ass and is gimpy to boot.His shit is weak if he starts behind their line and won't make it to 9/30/07

3:06 PM  
Blogger pochop said...

# 1 doesn't sign so let's go get a half a QB to make him get his shit together.nuff said......

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Mark Lipschitz said...

"Nothing pisses me off worse than that poser stuff." - JaxDolphin

You mean like using the "JaxDolphin" instead of your real name? What is that if not a poser?

Taking snipes at other posters while hiding behind an alias is pretty chicken-sh*t if you ask me.

But that's par for the course with people like you.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Good thing about the Duante controversy .....

Duante & Trent both play for similar teams. Good Defense, poser 0-line, decent RB & receivers.

Maybe Armando can post the Duante vs Trent statistics 4 games into the season, and get us FIRED UP AGAIN!!

Personally, I with we had them both, as I'm doubtful a QB can stay healthy with our O-line.

Cleo Lemon looks promising .... what do you folks think about Cleo?

Go Phins ... Cheers, JerryD

4:59 PM  
Blogger j dizzle said...

I like Lemon too, but I think Cam is really just gassing his head up letting him think he actually has a shot to start!! If Cam had that much faith in the guy he would've never traded for the OLD GUY!! Trent is the started until that head gets swollen with yet another concussion. Then and only then will Cleo have a fair shot to take the starting job from Beck!!!!

5:34 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

Mark, you must be turd boy, to whom I was referring. If you are, I liked it better when you were gone. If you're not, then you shouldn't have anything to worry about. For the record, a poser is someone who posts on boards using someone else's screen name, I guess you missed the point. If somebody starts posting as Mark Lipshitz you'd be pissed off, too.
Its pretty easy to call somebody chickenshit when hiding behind the internet, too, huh? Pussy.

Yo j dizzle, I guess you have a point with the Trent starting thing. I don't kiss Cam's ass, but compared to the last few coaches we've had, his offense brings a breath of much-needed fresh air.
Okay, if Culpepper starts more than 10 games for Oakland I'll call him the best QB to be cut by the Dolphins this year. How's that?

6:08 PM  
Blogger j dizzle said...


6:16 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

ROFL, now to get fired up for the upcoming season. I'm tellin' you, we're going to surprise a lot of teams this year. What do you think about that, Armando?

6:32 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

Not to mention how relieved I am that DC signed with Oakland, to think of him playing in Jax was just too close for comfort. I don't need another reason to hate on the Jaguars.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Mark Lipschitz said...

"Its pretty easy to call somebody chickenshit when hiding behind the internet, too, huh? Pussy."

Think about that for just a second JD.

12:04 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

What do you hope to accomplish here, ML? In case you didn't notice, most of the posters here use screen names. When you come on a message board and insult everybody on it, it makes me wonder how much of a Dolphins fan you are, or just another internet troll who likes to stir up more shit?

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Mark Lipschitz said...

To JaxDolphin:

What do I hope to accomplish?! That's funny because I was wondering the same thing about you.
You seem to have appointed yourself the blog police and insult everyone you don't agree with with a four-letter word(I was honored to have the five-letter designation)or the accusation that they are a troll.
And for someone who thinks he knows so much, it seems you haven't learned rule one of how to deal with trolls/trouble-makers. If you ignore them, they usually will go away. Not you though. You even go so far as to bait them into posting again. That makes you kind of a troll in your own right.
As far as me insulting everyone on this board, I read it every single day and for the most part, enjoy Armando's posts and the fans response (except the Jet fan scum). I have never posted until recently(3 posts including this one)and they were all in response to you and all of your bullying tactics. That kinda makes it impossible to have insulted everyone on this board. You think you could be exaggerating just a little? You? Of course not! You never do that!
And not that I really give a damn what you wonder about me, just so you'll know, I've been rooting for the Dolphins since the start. And based on some of the childish responses you post, I've probably been a Dolphins fan longer than you've been breathing. I've been there through the bad years to the good years and on through the mediocre years and back again to the bad years again. From Joe Auer's kick-off return through last years debacle, I've been there rooting for the Dolphins. Can you say that? I thought not.
So before you go calling people out, questioning their loyalty, making accusations and cursing them out, I suggest you take a good long look in the mirror.
Go read some of your posts and tell me you're not guilty of the very same things you're accusing me or others of. You seem to be the one doing all of the stirring up.


7:54 PM  
Anonymous Clos said...

DoLpHiNs!!!!! man good luck to d-c honestly im pretty pissed off how he acted like a cry baby when som competition rised!!! he was a great QB didnt do anything for us but who has done anythin at QB for us since Marino left??? w need to find ourself a guy like tom brady o a jason taylor but in offense man!!!! but anyways GOOOOOOO DOlPHInS!!!!

10:12 PM  
Blogger JaxDolphin said...

Mark. You accused me of 'hiding' behind a screen name, remember? I pointed out to you that most people here use a screen name, unlike you, the pious Mark Lipschitz. Since using a screen name is cowardly and chickenshit (your words), and most people here use screen names, that makes all of us cowards and chickenshit, right? I can't explain it to you any more simply than that. But you still won't get it. But you are right about one thing, I'll ignore you, and you'll go away like you promised, right? Well, we'll see about that. Now run along, I've got important things to write about, like the lack of an o line and secondary. But at least the offense in general should be better this year.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Mark Lipschitz said...

"I pointed out to you that most people here use a screen name, unlike you, the pious Mark Lipschitz."

Yes, most people do use a screen name. But most people, unlike you, don't make threats and call names, and then hide behind their screen name. That IS the epitome of chickensh*t.

"Since using a screen name is cowardly and chickenshit (your words), and most people here use screen names, that makes all of us cowards and chickenshit, right?"

Exact quote: "Taking snipes at other posters while hiding behind an alias is pretty chicken-sh*t if you ask me."
Again, you're exaggerating what was said as you normally do. Where did the cowardly comment come from? Did you take a look in the mirror as I suggested?

"Now run along, I've got important things to write about..."

Yeah, we're all waiting with eager anticipation as to what your views on the secondary and offensive line are.

As far as ignoring me, I hope you do. That way, the rest of us can get back to reading about the Dolphins and anticipating the upcoming season.

And you on the other hand, can get back to your ramblings, curse words and overall paranoia.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous D. Cupepper said...

Gee, I hope the Raiders have a good stationary bike.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper sucks! He is stupid and can't read defenses. He is a lazy, selfish, and egotistical team cancer that will ruin Coach Kiffin's career! CULPEPPER WILL FAIL!!! HE SUCKS!!!!

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Culpepper definetly wont sign with the raiders. He might sign with the dolphins but, 2 years ago the Dolphins left culpepper flat on his ass they dumped him. Im a dolphins fan and even i called him culpecker. But if the dolphins sign randy moss culpepper will fall like a domino.

7:18 PM  

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